


Yo dawg, I heard you like Facebook so I put a Facebook in your Gmail.
Client: [Changed the source in a CMS] “I changed the file name to ‘logo-blue.png’ and it didn’t change to blue. It turned into a small box with a red X in it. Have you broken it?”
Me: “…”

Once I had a love and it was a gas.
Soon turned out she had a heart of glass.